Pregnancy

Whifflebottom: got wat?
Whifflebottom: wat the hell are u talking abt?
Pennyfart: if u got....
Whifflebottom: a proposal?
Pennyfart: ooh... lets just say shelby pregnant
Pennyfart: would u take care of her?
Whifflebottom: hahahah i wont get her pregnant! i wont go close to her pussy dude!
Pennyfart: ookay lets say just some other chick
Whifflebottom: the only way she could do that is if i jacked off on the entire toilet seat and she went in right after and sat all over that shit
Pennyfart: but one that u dont like too much
Whifflebottom: i wont la..
Pennyfart: what would u do la
Pennyfart: lets say one day some stupid mistake u got drunk
Pennyfart: like the movie knocked up
Whifflebottom: hahah ok.. and then? so will i take care of her?
Pennyfart: yea
Whifflebottom: i'd give her enough cash for an abortion
Pennyfart: lets say its gisele bunchen
Pennyfart: or some super hot chick
Whifflebottom: ooh..
Pennyfart: maybe hannah tan or id ont know some hot malaysian chick model
Whifflebottom: okok.. they'd be rich.. so i just have to be ard emotionally? yea man.. i;d k-fed those bitches
Pennyfart: y u do tat??
Whifflebottom: hot malaysian chick also hard.. but a rich celeb yeah i'd hang ard.. A-Zik the bitch
Whifflebottom: y not dude? i'll stick it to them and then i'll be loaded.. walk away with 20 mil and party with the rest of u guys
Pennyfart: nice!
Pennyfart: what if its that dream girl of yours?
Pennyfart: ahhhhh
Pennyfart: conundrum time
Pennyfart: dum dum dum
Whifflebottom: dum dum dum!
Whifflebottom: yeah then i'll stick ard
Whifflebottom: if its my dream girl.. but i'd also give her cash for an abortion..
Whifflebottom: are u in a conundrum my dear boy?
Pennyfart: nah man
Pennyfart: man u're evil
Pennyfart: dont u believe in true love anymore?@!?%?!
Pennyfart: like princess diaries
Pennyfart: or disney's enchangted
Whifflebottom: i do..
Whifflebottom: fantasia!
Pennyfart: btw this is going into the bird farm
Whifflebottom: but if i love the chick and i'm not married to her.. i'd still get an abortion.. and imagine the amount of money going through you thats not gonna be yours!!
Whifflebottom: at that point in time, an abortion's your best investment!
Pennyfart: off to the bird farm?
Whifflebottom: yes.. indeed
Whifflebottom: at the bird farm, there are no pregnant women..
Whifflebottom: it should be said that it is a new rule that pregnant women will not be allowed into the bird farm
Pennyfart: to the bird farm then!