tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81121059036159836042012-02-16T00:00:01.059-08:00Pennyfarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03046088679737430511noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8112105903615983604.post-944283619469007832008-07-03T09:57:00.000-07:002008-07-03T09:59:33.667-07:00Whifflebottom: got wat?<br />Whifflebottom: wat the hell are u talking abt?<br />Pennyfart: if u got....<br />Whifflebottom: a proposal?<br />Pennyfart: ooh... lets just say shelby pregnant<br />Pennyfart: would u take care of her?<br />Whifflebottom: hahahah i wont get her pregnant! i wont go close to her pussy dude!<br />Pennyfart: ookay lets say just some other chick<br />Whifflebottom: the only way she could do that is if i jacked off on the entire toilet seat and she went in right after and sat all over that shit<br />Pennyfart: but one that u dont like too much<br />Whifflebottom: i wont la..<br />Pennyfart: what would u do la<br />Pennyfart: lets say one day some stupid mistake u got drunk<br />Pennyfart: like the movie knocked up<br />Whifflebottom: hahah ok.. and then? so will i take care of her?<br />Pennyfart: yea<br />Whifflebottom: i'd give her enough cash for an abortion<br />Pennyfart: lets say its gisele bunchen<br />Pennyfart: or some super hot chick<br />Whifflebottom: ooh..<br />Pennyfart: maybe hannah tan or id ont know some hot malaysian chick model<br />Whifflebottom: okok.. they'd be rich.. so i just have to be ard emotionally? yea man.. i;d k-fed those bitches<br />Pennyfart: y u do tat??<br />Whifflebottom: hot malaysian chick also hard.. but a rich celeb yeah i'd hang ard.. A-Zik the bitch<br />Whifflebottom: y not dude? i'll stick it to them and then i'll be loaded.. walk away with 20 mil and party with the rest of u guys<br />Pennyfart: nice!<br />Pennyfart: what if its that dream girl of yours?<br />Pennyfart: ahhhhh<br />Pennyfart: conundrum time<br />Pennyfart: dum dum dum<br />Whifflebottom: dum dum dum!<br />Whifflebottom: yeah then i'll stick ard<br />Whifflebottom: if its my dream girl.. but i'd also give her cash for an abortion..<br />Whifflebottom: are u in a conundrum my dear boy?<br />Pennyfart: nah man<br />Pennyfart: man u're evil<br />Pennyfart: dont u believe in true love anymore?@!?%?!<br />Pennyfart: like princess diaries<br />Pennyfart: or disney's enchangted<br />Whifflebottom: i do..<br />Whifflebottom: fantasia!<br />Pennyfart: btw this is going into the bird farm<br />Whifflebottom: but if i love the chick and i'm not married to her.. i'd still get an abortion.. and imagine the amount of money going through you thats not gonna be yours!!<br />Whifflebottom: at that point in time, an abortion's your best investment!<br />Pennyfart: off to the bird farm?<br />Whifflebottom: yes.. indeed<br />Whifflebottom: at the bird farm, there are no pregnant women..<br />Whifflebottom: it should be said that it is a new rule that pregnant women will not be allowed into the bird farm<br />Pennyfart: to the bird farm then!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8112105903615983604-94428361946900783?l=the-birdfarm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Pennyfarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03046088679737430511noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8112105903615983604.post-2379250535480914132008-06-30T04:48:00.000-07:002008-06-30T05:11:55.852-07:00Mr. PennyFart: the toilet door sign is histerical man<br />Mr. PennyFart: the middle toilet just outside of *****<br />Mr. PennyFart: says "flush as you shit"<br />Mr. PennyFart: damn funny man hahahaha<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahah<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: yeah!<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: i saw that before<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: its stupid as hell.. a courtesy flush yeh?<br />Mr. PennyFart: yea its just the use of the word shit<br />Mr. PennyFart: hahahaha<br />Mr. PennyFart: fucking crass<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: yeah.. it should qualify for engrish.com.. but i think it's a little overqualified<br />Mr. PennyFart: lol<br />Mr. PennyFart: so man where are u bringing ur date this tues?<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: supposedly rakuzen..we'll see<br />Mr. PennyFart: rakuzen havent heard it b4<br />Mr. PennyFart: wheres that<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: plaza damas.. jap food.. beautiful<br />Mr. PennyFart: price ?<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: can come up to 150 or so for 2 ppl<br />Mr. PennyFart: ooo<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hey. take a photos of that "shit" sign.. put it as your wallpaper<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahaha<br />Mr. PennyFart: hahahaha<br />Mr. PennyFart: pee on the sign<br />Mr. PennyFart: so its yelowished staine<br />Mr. PennyFart: d<br />Mr. PennyFart: next they will have a new sign<br />Mr. PennyFart: "dont pee on signs"<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: dont piss on signs while shitting..<br />Mr. PennyFart: yea cause if the cannons erected its just nicely trajectoried to the position of the sign<br />Mr. PennyFart: while shitting<br />Mr. PennyFart: yellow shower blast<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahaha<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: if u shoot too hard, u might get some spray-back<br />Mr. PennyFart: haha on the face<br />Mr. PennyFart: imagine u that face someone makes when water gets on their face<br />Mr. PennyFart: now its piss<br />Mr. PennyFart: it gets on the lips<br />Mr. PennyFart: and eye lashes<br />Mr. PennyFart: and that constipated look<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: and trickles down to the neck and shit. u love that sorta stuff yea<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahaha<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: dripping down<br />Mr. PennyFart: and theres no toilet paper in sight<br />Mr. PennyFart: shit its just dripping all over<br />Mr. PennyFart:<br />Mr. PennyFart: they should create a gamebook out of this situation<br />Mr. PennyFart: flip to page 283 if u want to call for help<br />Mr. PennyFart: flip to page 100 if u want to jack off<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahahah you get alternate endings depending if ure playing as a guy or a chick<br />Mr. PennyFart: yea at the end of the book u get a nice picture to jack off too as a reward<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hhahah<br />Mr. PennyFart: cum slingers 2 the gamebook by final phantasy<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: decendants of cumme schoht, apocalpytical cuntry<br />Mr. PennyFart: hahhhahhahha<br />Mr. PennyFart: teh legend of Count wolfgang cum foetuslichker<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahahahahah Foetus Wolfengaggenheimer<br />Mr. PennyFart: schlumcock holmes<br />Mr. PennyFart: 've created a new word call schlurming<br />Mr. PennyFart: schlurmed<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: shlurming..<br />Mr. PennyFart: p oo sy shlurming<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: meaning = to swallow jizz juice with a moment of gargling<br />Mr. PennyFart: hahahahahhaa<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: argh<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: disgusting dude.. u're sicker than i thought<br />Mr. PennyFart: thats a good description lets consult those old chaps at webster to update it<br />Mr. PennyFart: shit u came up with that description<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: indeed old chap..<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: cheerio.. toot toot.. lets post it up<br />Mr. PennyFart: break for sum char time?<br />Mr. PennyFart: be back in two shakes of a cat's tail<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: Shlurping - Shlehr-ping/pin (pronunciation key)<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: i'm good old chap..<br />Mr. PennyFart: alrightio!<br />Mr. PennyFart: tootsie<br />Mr. PennyFart: the word "prune" is the new "fuck"<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: prune?<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahaha<br />Mr. PennyFart: u PRUNE!<br />Mr. PennyFart: old codger<br />Mr. PennyFart: fucking dinghys and shit<br />Mr. PennyFart: pruning<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahahah its the cats whiskers old boy!<br />Mr. PennyFart: pruning sounds like shaved coconut mellon<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahahah<br />Mr. PennyFart: hahaha<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: mellon shaving.. a must these days.. tea and scones?<br />Mr. PennyFart: "si" it is (being an intellectual one must borrow words from the latin dictionary for showing to others that cultural diversity and gayness)<br />Mr. PennyFart: "si" = yes<br />Mr. PennyFart: tea and scones<br />Mr. PennyFart: oooh these scones are delectable!<br />Mr. PennyFart: scrumcious!<br />Mr. PennyFart: fruitful tooting<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: oui! - pronounced "wee" by the french. indeed it is highly agreeable that gayness and cutural diversity is elemental in the development of the perfect gentleman.<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: yes, delightful scones.. more tea? miss bucketbottom made them<br />Mr. PennyFart: hahaha<br />Mr. PennyFart: the whiff of aire coming from miss bucketbottom's behind has a olde flowery cheese smell, i think the farticus she produces is as loquacius as a pundits poon<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: ahhahahahahahahahahahaha<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: brilliant Mr Pennyfart<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: !<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: Indeed u are the scholar you have claimed to be... count of monte crusto<br />Mr. PennyFart: hahahahahahahahaah<br />Mr. PennyFart: sent hahaha<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: nice<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: i'm archiving our exchange of words, dear count..<br />Mr. PennyFart: mr. whifflebottom<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: haha<br />Mr. PennyFart: hahah<br />Mr. PennyFart: great olde chap, jolly good show<br />Mr. PennyFart: more tea and scones till we fart just like the flavour of it<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: i'll have a couple more mr pennyfart<br />Mr. PennyFart: sure mr whifflebottom<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: would any of your dutch compatriots be joining us for tea this evening mr pennyfart? i'd like them to try some of my family recipe raspberry tarts topped with a dollop of creme de la cow<br />Mr. PennyFart: mmmm your recipe raspberry tarts sound so enticing.. yummy yummiclicious! ill give them a ring after their group orgy expires... u know these dutchmen! ;)<br />Mr. PennyFart: they've gotta have their cock ala bum well-done!<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: ah indeed, are they arriving via the flying dutchman or will they be taking the HMS Cumsalot? I've arranged for them to stay at the Digbadger tavern although they are also free to choose if they'd like to sleep sound as a pound at ye ole beaver's lodge. ponder it shall we?<br />Mr. PennyFart: *disclaimer* this is just a fun text and those not generalize dutchmen and if you're reading it and find it un-appealing please revert away *disclaimer*<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahahahahahaha<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: stale ale sir count?<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: ah... the smell of spring in the air..<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: can u smell that dear count?<br />Mr. PennyFart: yesh i smell it... crisp and refreshing... ah...<br />Mr. PennyFart: what is it u smell?<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: yess.. it is the smell of pussy willows blossoming in the sun old chap<br />Mr. PennyFart: its nothing like before i have never been so assaulted by something so magical!<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: ah indeed indeed.. *pats count on the back as he chokes on the smell<br />Mr. PennyFart: *lets a small fart to distill the air<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: fresh as pine!<br />Mr. PennyFart: PINE CONES!<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: divine<br />Mr. PennyFart: lets go collect acorns!<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: i think we shall get sir mix-a-lot on the telegraph old chap. i believe i need a new stock of rhymes fr that old boy<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: farnsworth will be on his way via the HMS PDiddy this evening.. more tea? would you like some honey on your cock for that scone?<br />Mr. PennyFart: yes, thank you i would like some honey on my "pe-nile" *scratches his crotch from the jog rash he got earlier this morning<br />Mr. PennyFart: farnsworth gay isn't he?<br />Mr. PennyFart: *taps on his pen<br />Mr. PennyFart: homo i'd say rather<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: i see you had a run in with some poison ivy this morning old chap. nothing a good shlurming wont cure<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: perhaps<br />Mr. PennyFart: theres nothing like a good shlurm, u know as they say one schlurm a day keeps herpes away<br />Mr. PennyFart: speaking of herpes an olde friend of yours had it didn't they?.... that little bitter<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: ah indeed, indeed old chap.. some dry figs, dear count?<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: yes an old acquaintance, might i add<br />Mr. PennyFart: si mr. whifflebottome si<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: we shall retreat after dinner tonight to pound some granny badge<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: mrs. tapbutts would love for you to visit her quary tonight<br />Mr. PennyFart: ohhh those hungry munchers are as vile as wolfs<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: very, why just the other day they turned poor oliver white as sheet as they took turns stuffing his glory<br />Mr. PennyFart: yea oliver was never the same again<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: poor lad, had to charter him out to the orphanage out on blackbottom road<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: pip pip! more scones!<br />Mr. PennyFart: waiter! more scones and send some to poor oliver and timmy in blackbottom road<br />Mr. PennyFart: speaking about oliver and timmy have u heard... they decided to get emancipated those love children<br />Mr. PennyFart: they're forming a domestic partnership and the citadel of homo<br />Mr. PennyFart: *in the<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: ah yes, t'was the headline of yesterday's squire! progressive lads those boys<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: would you care to walk with me to the bird farm this morning?<br />Mr. PennyFart: si<br />Mr. PennyFart: oooo just one suggestion mr. whiffle bottom after we head to the bird fmar<br />Mr. PennyFart: oooh<br />Mr. PennyFart: oooh<br />Mr. PennyFart: can we<br />Mr. PennyFart: oooh<br />Mr. PennyFart: go to the kitten fondling center later?<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: you read my mind old boy.. best of friends we are *stares intently into each others eyes..<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: i'll bring the kitty litter..<br />Mr. PennyFart: Si...... *scans around, grabs whiffle's butt cheek and gives it a little pinch and sly grin follows soon after..<br />Mr. PennyFart: i'll bring the bird food<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: *blushes<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: hahahaahahhaha<br />Mr. WhiffleBottom: this is super sick fecal matter!<br />Mr. PennyFart: AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8112105903615983604-237925053548091413?l=the-birdfarm.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Pennyfarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03046088679737430511noreply@blogger.com0